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Wednesday, 16 April 2014
It's come to that time of year again, when the New Age Man puts together a collection of penises drawn onto newspaper pictures. Putting together articles like this is giving the New Age Man a seriously strange search history. 1. Continue reading
Tuesday, 15 April 2014
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Tuesday, 8 April 2014
South Africa is reeling this afternoon after the tragic death of 87 people during the trial of Paralympic champion Oscar Pistorius. Pistorius (27) is accused of gunning down over 90 individuals... Continue reading

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Wednesday, 16 April 2014
It's come to that time of year again, when the New Age Man puts together a collection of penises drawn onto newspaper pictures. Putting together articles like this is giving the New Age Man a... Continue reading

Video

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Tuesday, 15 April 2014
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Politics

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Tuesday, 11 March 2014
As the fallout from Justin Bieber's deposition video continues to reverberate around the Internet today, President Barack Obama has announced that the United States government will be imposing... Continue reading

Celebrity

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Monday, 7 April 2014
*Warning: series 1 - 3 spoilers* King Joffrey of the Seven Kingdoms has demanded that daytime TV chat show host, Jeremy Kyle, attend his palace at King's Landing in order to prove that his... Continue reading

Business

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Tuesday, 25 March 2014
Egypt's executioners were put on notice yesterday that they might have to start pulling a few extra shifts over the coming months, with industry insiders predicting a windfall for the execution... Continue reading

Science & Technology

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Thursday, 27 March 2014
Facebook yesterday made a decisive move in its battle to stop people posting pictures of sweet potatoes on the site, by forcing the New Age Man – a high-brow online research journal – to... Continue reading

Religion

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Thursday, 20 March 2014
Two Christian men from Reading were stoned to death on Friday night but made a full recovery after each eating a large Dominos meat feast pizza. Luke and James were following the instructions of... Continue reading

Sport

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Sunday, 06/04/14
After failing to garner enough attention with his attempts at Beckham-esque zany hairstyles, Joey Barton, a very average football player come thug come philosopher, has ... Continue reading