Sunday, 23 November 2014
Sunday, 23 November 2014
In light of the phenomenal success of the Band Aid 30 single "Do they know it's Christmas.....again", Liverpool's defeated 1996 FA Cup Final captain, John Barnes, has announced that he and his former teammates are to release a charity single to aid their beleaguered friend, David James, who is currently hoping that Harry Redknapp brings him a... Continue reading
Sunday, 23 November 2014
Sunday, 23 November 2014
Ed Miliband has put his Christmas lights up before the start of December to show that he is completely in touch with people who have had their houses adorned with flashing Santa effigies since September. "I have so much respect for these people", the Labour leader commented in an interview yesterday. "The idea that anyone in the Labour Party... Continue reading
Friday, 21 November 2014
Monday, 17 November 2014
Monday, 17 November 2014
Friday, 21 November 2014
Friday, 21 November 2014
There are a lot of notes written by kids on the internet. And despite the fact that the handwriting is generally atrocious and they can't draw or spell for shit, a lot of them are actually quite funny. Here, just for you, the New Age Man has cherry picked the best of what the internet has to offer in kid scrawl.Like us on Facebook so you... Continue reading
Friday, 7 November 2014
Friday, 7 November 2014
Penguin owners across Britain are re-mortgaging their homes today so that they can afford to buy their pet penguins one of John Lewis' new range of penguin sex partners.John Lewis' foray into the penguin matchmaking industry began last night with the release of its Christmas TV advert, which features an increasingly desperate penguin named Monty... Continue reading