Monday, 1 September 2014
Monday, 1 September 2014
New research published by Cambridge University this week suggests that the ice bucket challenge is now 306 times more popular than God. The Pope has been forced to issue a press statement today in response to the study, which claims that the average individual is 1,400% more likely to douse themselves in ice cold water than visit church or say a... Continue reading
Thursday, 28 August 2014
Thursday, 28 August 2014
Controversy surrounding last night's episode of the Great British Bake Off has forced David Cameron to cut his holiday short and return to Number 10 for the second time in a week. Parliament was initially put on orange alert after Iain Watters baked alaska failed to make it to the judging table. Matters have since escalated and an emergency... Continue reading
Thursday, 5 June 2014
Thursday, 5 June 2014
Monday, 12 May 2014
Monday, 12 May 2014